Friday, December 6, 2013
Brooks 4 months Xander 3 1/2 Years
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Babies, That's how They Get You.
"I'm pregnant!"
'"I'm going to throw up."
"I just threw up."
"Hey babe, I made dinner."
"Thank you sweetheart but if I eat that I'll throw up."
"Oh, my belly button is inside out."
"Congratulations on your pregnancy now undress from the waste down and hook your heels into these stirrups."
"ugh..."
"Just some heart burn"
"Oh, that heart burn is not so fun"
"I SWALLOWED FIRE!"
"Oh gosh, baby can now kick me in the bladder."
"No Xander I can't hold you I'm holding baby brother"
"Hey Xander, will you hand me that thing I just dropped"
"No Xander I can't hold you I'm holding baby brother"
"Hey Xander, will you hand me that thing I just dropped"...
"Just a minute I have to go pee"
"Can I use your bathroom?"
"Excuse me, can you tell me where the restroom is?"
"Your out of TP"
"I would like pizza, chicken fingers, spaghetti, ice cream, 2 cinnamon rolls and hey, I'm not done ordering."
"Yes, I have to pee AGAIN!"
"None of my clothes fit"
"My back hurts"
"No I can't do any of those super fun things I love, I'm pregnant"
"I can either not pee or sneeze, not both"
"They say it's Sciatic nerve pain but it feels like or baby is trying to claw his way."
"oh, stretchmarks"
"So you must be due any day now" "No 8 more weeks still."
"Please tell me when I'v spilled food on the underside of my belly."
"I can't sleep."
"My feet hurt"
"No, I don't know why I'm crying!"
"XANDER!"
"I hate being pregnant!"
"Nothing is important enough to bend down to pick up."
2am -"Calf cramp! Calf cramp!"
"How can they be called maternity clothes when 4 inches of my belly hangs out!"
"My everything hurts"
"I'm NEVER doing this again!"
"Ow"
"Here, don't eat for hours then drink this nasty orange stuff, then still don't eat, then let us stab you a bunch of times."
"Are you okay babe?""Back off!"
"Oh I'm just sitting in the waiting room STILL!"
"Only a few more months and I'll be done forever."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't get that one either. Let me try to get a vain on this side again"
"How painful would you say your contractions are?" "AAAHHHH!!!"
"Oh, that wasn't so bad."
Thursday, August 8, 2013
The New Guy In Town
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